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"Bryan doesn't drive a 1M" (bryantakespictures) 01/20/2015 at 17:26 • Filed to: None

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Just found out from a co-worker that all BMW's kerplode after 30,000 miles. News to me.

This is why I try to keep my car purchases quiet at work.

Here, have some eye pain:

MonkeePuzzle > Bryan doesn't drive a 1M 01/20/2015 at 17:29

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talks about BMWs, but posts picture of Civic.

dummy

Bryan doesn't drive a 1M > MonkeePuzzle 01/20/2015 at 17:31

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Squint harder!

MonkeePuzzle > Bryan doesn't drive a 1M 01/20/2015 at 17:35

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once you're at this level of rice it's hard to trust a badge

Bryan doesn't drive a 1M > MonkeePuzzle 01/20/2015 at 17:39

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That body work can't be cheap, and they've made something objectively uglier than a Honda or a BMW.

MonkeePuzzle > Bryan doesn't drive a 1M 01/20/2015 at 17:40

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and a subaru scoop!

but yeah, I can respect the work done, but I do not respect the outcome

Twinpowermeansoneturbo > Bryan doesn't drive a 1M 01/20/2015 at 17:43

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I heard these BMW's were pretty reliable. Maybe you should swap yours for one.

HammerheadFistpunch > Bryan doesn't drive a 1M 01/20/2015 at 17:48

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Well if they are anything like my sportswagen tdi...its 40,000/

Bryan doesn't drive a 1M > Twinpowermeansoneturbo 01/20/2015 at 18:05

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Haha, I actually had a 2000 Galant, which really did steal a few BMW design cues of the time. And it was reliable...

Sam > Bryan doesn't drive a 1M 01/20/2015 at 18:10

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My E34 is nearly at 200,000 and still running strong.

Twinpowermeansoneturbo > Bryan doesn't drive a 1M 01/20/2015 at 18:10

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So out of curiosity, what BMW did you buy?

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > MonkeePuzzle 01/20/2015 at 18:21

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Hah, that's actually not half bad.

sketchcat > Bryan doesn't drive a 1M 01/20/2015 at 18:31

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I think.... yeah. ok.

sketchcat > Bryan doesn't drive a 1M 01/20/2015 at 18:32

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30K!?

Jeez. I think we used to give Yugo's at least 80k back in the 80's.

any other old guys wanna help me with this.

Bryan doesn't drive a 1M > Twinpowermeansoneturbo 01/20/2015 at 19:14

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2012 135i, which admittedly does have a turbo, but that doesn't mean it will instantly explode at 30k.

Bryan doesn't drive a 1M > sketchcat 01/20/2015 at 19:18

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Yeah, 30k is just breaking it in. Dunno what he was talking about.

Twinpowermeansoneturbo > Bryan doesn't drive a 1M 01/20/2015 at 19:40

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That's pretty sweet. And as long as you keep up with maintenance and oil changes you won't have any issues at all. I have the same engine in my 2011 335i. The N55 is way more reliable than the N54 was.

MonkeePuzzle > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 01/20/2015 at 21:19

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you are correct. the level of bad is not half. it is much higher percentage

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > MonkeePuzzle 01/20/2015 at 21:55

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D:

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > Bryan doesn't drive a 1M 01/20/2015 at 22:36

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Damn. Mine's at 240k. I'll have to keep an eye on it...

j.davism5 > Bryan doesn't drive a 1M 01/21/2015 at 07:40

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My 160,000km (100k mile) 01 E39 M5, on origional vanos, engine seals, diff transmission and a second clutch says fuck you to your co-worker and leaves 400hp of smoked tyres for him to choke on.

Nice choice on the 135 Btw.